February 2012
79 posts
when i was little i read a book about a very skinny mouse who only ate cheese, so i decided to go on an all-cheese diet, which resulted in me gaining a few pounds cause cheese is actually very fattening
Anonymous asked: <p>how old are you? 10?</p>
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aww k so the guy i like is really nice and we talk quite a lot now :)
i ask him really stalker-ish questions and he answers them without asking me why the hell i need that sort of information
but, he smokes, which is a total turn-off for me, but, i’m sure we can work something out :)
Name: Sofie Birthday: May 5th Birthplace: Russia Current Location: Russia Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Light brown Height: 5”2 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right The Shoes You Wore Today: Was barefoot aalll day cause I was home :) Your Weakness: * Your Fears: Spiders, gross bugs, dirty dishes Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I have a list of 20 things that I...
i’m talking to the guy i have a major crush on
asdfghjkl i hope we can work something out :’)
my dad got me 2 seasons of The Big Bang Theory!!! gaah i love him so much gonna watch them today!!<3
when i’m bored i look through my crush’s photos even though he has like 15 and i’ve seen them before 3485736204 times
so my friends went to the movies without me
k, i get the hint
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too hun
friend:
me:
friend:
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i feel so much responsibility for global warming cause i’m so hot
in 6th grade when my friend and i were bored we grabbed a Yellow Pages book and looked up chinese people and called them, saying we wanted pizza
then 30 minutes later we called again and asked where our pizza was lol
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Lindsay Lohan singing is like me running in a bikini. It’s gross, it’s unpleasant, and nobody really wants to see her do that except maybe her mom.
Strike out everything you've done. →
Had beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Wore a bikini.
Driven a car.
Been...
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